This is the least inspired cover from the series (pulled from its Amazon page). I’ve enjoyed the mix of theme park imagery and screams, the two work well together, but this falls back on tired things. The best thing about it is Dierdre’s outfit.
It’s closing time… for Dierdre.
Dull, boring, blah. There’s no menace to it. “Time for the last ride” might’ve been a better one. I don’t know. It’s not good.
We’re introduced to Dierdre dreaming about the Hatchet Show at Fear Park, and the text tries to fake us out where she thinks it’s a dream and then thinks it’s not but she wakes up. She reminds us of what happened in the other books, and she mentions the park is closed for a while since they’re doing more safety checks on it. Which is crazy. A literal bomb went off in the house of mirrors. It seems like it’d be shut down for the rest of the summer.
Dierdre goes downstairs and finds her dad choking and pulling worms out of his throat. We cut to Robin Fear, who is in his father’s study making worms appear in Jason Bradley’s throat. I’m realizing that Robin has near infinite power. He can cause people to murder each other, cause people to commit suicide, and make people explode from the inside out, and yet for some reason he just cannot get this park shut down. Anyway, Meghan comes in and asks him what he’s doing, and he tells her he’s casting a protection spell. Meghan tells him she’s tired of trying to keep the park safe, and she’s tired of being immortal, and I don’t blame her. It seems like she’s had a bum rap this whole time. Robin’s tired of her complaining and decides to kill her off as soon as possible. This starts a trend of Robin starting to choke people to death and changing his mind, having to play off his throat grabbing in an insincere way.
Dierdre and her father get to the park, with him exhausted and scared. He refused to go to the doctor, and she thinks it’s because he’s embarrassed, but he tells her he sunk all of his money into the park, every last scent of it. The money Dierdre’s mother left, Dierdre’s college fund, and took out huge loans to cover it. They’re broke. They’ve got nothing left. This is at least a reason for them to keep the park open. Dierdre promises to do what she can to help him out. Robin comes in, and she announces to him they’re doing everything they can to keep the park open. He’s clearly annoyed and tells her he has his shift at the Ferris wheel, and as he leaves, Dierdre gets a call warning her to stay away from Robin Fear.
Robin storms away and imagines straight up hitting Dierdre, which is maybe the most upsetting thing he’s done. He steps into his booth on the Ferris wheel and is so filled with anger that he yanks down on the speed control, sending it into a terrifying frenzy, which I’m not sure if Ferris wheels are made for. I don’t know if you’d build something like that and give it a speed control like that. A bunch of guards run up and reach for the control, but he tells them it’s stuck and they have to get Mr. Bradley. No one even tries to touch the lever again, and when Mr. Bradley shows up, Robin shoves him into the wheel. He reaches down again to strangle him to death, but then he remembers that there are people right behind him and maybe this isn’t the best time to do this. He’s more surprised when Meghan shows up. Shes asks him if he dies, if then the park will close, and Robin wishes that was true. As they leave, Robin sees a skinny, redheaded boy staring at him and feels unnerved.
Dierdre receives more phone calls as she leaves the the trailer to go see her dad in the hospital. She runs into Robin, who she acts coldly to, and she blurts out that they have no money and they have to keep the park open. She’s stopped by the same redheaded boy, and the text cuts back to Robin, who watches their conversation from a distance. It must be so difficult for Stine to keep a sense of suspense and mystery through the entire book. He sees the two of them talking furtively, and Dierdre looks unhappy to hear what he’s saying. for some reason this puts Robin in a panic, and he races back home.
He calls Dierdre under the pretense of asking about her dad, and she acts very distant and cold to him, refusing to talk to him. This convinces Robin that the redhead boy is an immortal. He goes to the park to work and sees Dierdre and the redhead kid there together. It’s very clear the two of them are on a date, and I’m sort of in love with the idea of a villain thinking their significant other is suspicious of them and not cheating on them. Though this does paint Dierdre in a bad light, as it’s clear she either doesn’t know how to break things off with boys or she’s uninterested in doing that.
He overhears her call him Gary, and he stalks them around the park for a while. He sees them get on one of those swing rides and starts to cast a spell to cause Gary’s swing to break, but gets distracted when a kid starts screaming. In the confusion, the ride starts up, and one of the swings breaks free, throwing itself off into a power line where the body is electrocuted. In his excitement, Robin runs up to it, realizing with horror that it’s not Gary at all! He can’t tell if dumb luck saved Gary, or if he’s an immortal who has magic of his own.
Dierdre goes to visit her dad, Robin unsuccessfully tries to strangle Mr. Bradley again, unsuccessfully tries to kill Gary again, Robin gets bullied by some rando, Meghan begs to grow old, and then in a strange scene Meghan and Robin get into an argument that ends with them literally tearing the flesh off each other’s faces. There’s actually a kind of nice scene between the two of them where Robin puts their faces back together with magic and they talk for a bit. He asks her if she remembers a Gary, and she says sure. Gary Barth.
Dierdre is at the park, and Robin finds her. He forces her to walk with him. She’s freaked out and uncertain and at some point just turns around runs away from him, framing it as just wanting to race. She buys some cotton candy, and Robin casts a spell that makes it stick across her face, choking her. He pretends to go get help, but thank goodness Gary arrives with a cup of water, which is all that’s needed to dissolve it. Robin runs up to them. Deirdre gets nervous and tells him that Gary was her boyfriend last year, and now that he’s back she wants to pick things up with him again. Robin thinks this is a ploy and she’s lying. I don’t know why he thinks this. He returns home and goes through his spellbooks, trying to figure out how to get rid of Gary. He finds a passage that tells him an immortal can only be killed by the dead, and he concocts a scheme, inviting Meghan to the park with him.
He gets Meghan, Deirdre, and Gary to meet him at the Hatchet Show. The lights dim, the four of them take their seats, and the actors walk across the stage. But when the actors turn around, they start screaming. They’re not actors at all! They’re zombies back from the dead! They crawl out to the audience, but instead of attacking the others, they drag down Robin, raising their axes, and chopping him to pieces. The girls cheer as the evil is defeated. They hug each other and thank each other for helping out with their plan. It was Meghan sending the messages, and it was Meghan who turned Deirdre against Robin, and they found the spell to bring the kids back to life and engineered a way to bring Robin here. They explain all this to Gary, who must be really confused but seems to just roll with it. The dead kids run off to enjoy the rides they died for, before disappearing forever.
Robin smoothed the skin over Meghan’s cheek with two fingers.
“Like new.” She smiled.
“No–don’t smile!” Robin warned. “You’ll crease it.”
Fear Street Trends
Actual fashions this time around! It’s so weird to read about robin being in “baggy chinos”. All the boys are in baggy pants, Gary wears a muscle shirt, Dierdre wears a scrunchie (so 90s!), as well as pink crop tops with cut offs.
I’m torn on this one. I found this the most boring of any of the Fear Park books. It’s repetitive and there’s nothing that actually happens in it for most of the book, but the ending is probably the best in the series and a really good, satisfying ending to this trilogy, and it honestly ties everything in together. So I’m going to give it three throttled necks out of five.